Maya Hi Maya Hu
Saturday, 4 December 2010 | 2:15 am

I've activated my German keyboard and — wait, let me try these out.
Löw. Özil. Müller. Träsch. Großkreutz.
(Insert evil laugh here). I miss World Cup. Bah.
Gummibär!
I've lost it — just a little bit. I've been listening to Gummibär and I don't know why. Maybe it's the Gummy Bear Song that I like so much, or maybe I just like looking at its green body and bulging tummy bouncing in the videos. SO ANNOYINGLY CUTE. I wonder if there's a bear of this, er, wannabe gummy bear.
I actually ate today. I'm talking proper meal. A good sign because I think every fucking thing about that match just about killed my whole appetite for two days. I was in a bad mood. Possibly a bit depressed. But we move on.
I'm going back to work on Monday. A bit exhilarating because I get to sit at my desk again and abuse the keyboard. Good times. Also, I GET PAID, which means I get to buy FIFA 2011. Or maybe Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit. Or, and if my parents refuse to grant my ultimate birthday wish, a Real Madrid jersey.
Bah.
I'm so fucking tired.