It's 47 pages long.

It's 47 pages long of late night writing.

It's 47 pages long of late night writing and planning.

Nah, I'm not complaining...just highly infuriated - with myself.

It's obsessive compulsive, I think.

Whatever it is, it's bad.

It's bad and unhealthy.

Or maybe it's just that the whole thing has been jinxed.

I should have listened to myself.

But did I?

Nope.

This is just plain mean.

It's plain mean and evil.

And unhealthy.

And what's with people today?

It was just one simple question.

Just say Yes or No.

It's just that simple, people.

But no.

Just don't say your reply, why don't ya?

I need my medication.

Where is it?

I love One Republic.

That would be all.

1. I change the channel whenever a commercial comes on.
2. I prefer pens to pencils.
3. I actually don't drink soda.
4. I enjoy scrapbooking.
5. I have never been out of the country.
6. Bowling is one of my favorite sports.
7. I show a lot of school spirit.
8. I always use disposable cameras because I don't have my own
9. I still wear my hair in pigtails.
10. I feel the need to use my extensive vocabulary in my writings.
11. I personally believe the things I write and/or draw are good.
12. I'm a very good liar.
13. I have never stolen anything in my entire life.
14. I don't believe in God.
15. I actually got something good at the prize stand at an arcade with my tickets.
16. Lipgloss isn't really as good as they make it appear to be.
17. I shave my legs everyday.
18. I would never shop at Wal*Mart.
19. I collect stamps.
20. I collect rocks.
21. I collect lamps.
22. I'm afraid of rollercoasters that go upside-down.
23. I can't snap my fingers.
24. Rap and hiphop really do suck.
25. If I could murder someone and get away with it, I'd definately do it.
26. I have a few people that I'd want dead.
27. I often take things for granted.
28. I sometimes put others' happiness before my own.
29. I know what the word "monotonous" means without looking it up.
30. I personally believe that I am very intelligent.
31. I still don't understand why Vatican City is a country.
32. Hell, I didn't even know Vatican City was a country until I did this survey.
33. There's a piece of jewelry that I wear 24/7.
34. If I had a car, I'd put bumper stickers on it.
35. I've worn a "Kiss me, I'm ____" shirt before.
36. I'm not Irish, but I celebrate St. Patrick's Day anyway.
37. August sucks because there's no holidays and it's the hottest month.
38. My birthday is in April.
39. I prefer the blazing heat to the frigid cold.
40. I text message all the time.
41. Fear isn't a factor for me!
42. I want to learn to play a musical instrument.
43. I'm fluent in a language other than English.
44. My best friend is a member of the opposite sex.
45. I hate to admit it, but I used to "typ lyk dis" when I first got internet.
46. I'm a grammar nazi.
47. I've read Hitler's book, "Mein Kampf".
48. I think Hitler was a brilliant man aside from the fact he was insane.
49. I think there is no true definition of love; love is what you make it.
50. Love at first sight is a completely ridiculious concept and virtually impossible.
51. If/When I have sex, I'd like it to be aggressive.
52. I was a victim to the Pokemon obsession.
53. I've done something bad that I could never live down.
54. My most embarassing moment involved a cute guy.
55. I don't quite act like myself when I'm talking to a guy I like.
56. I'm naturally a happy and cheery person.
57. I'm extremely sensitive and I cry alot.
58. I get atleast 30 minutes of physical activity a day.
59. Black and white photos > colored photos.
60. I have never been in love.
61. I think it's impossible for teenagers to be in love.
62. I'm an aunt/uncle.
63. I questioned the existance of God on more than one occasion.
64. Screw iPods, I do it old school... CD players FTW!
65. MTV would be much better if they actually played music videos.
66. Reality shows disgust me.
67. I wouldn't wear anything that wasn't from Abercrombie, Hollister or American Eagle.
68. It's not that people don't like me, it's just that I hate people.
69. I have more than one best friend.
70. I have short hair.
71. I would never join the army, no matter what.
72. ...and if I was drafted, I would refuse to serve.
73. I've gotten detention more than once.
74. I'm often in the wrong place at the wrong time.
75. I love anime and manga!
76. I think gay marriage is disgusting and shouldn't be legalized.
77. I think prostitution should be legalized.
78. I believe there is a cure for cancer out there somewhere.
79. There's a disease that runs in my family.
80. I think I'm going to die young.
81. I'm deathly afraid of growing old.
82. I'm perfectly fine with the idea of being single for the rest of my life.
83. I don't want a boyfriend right now.
84. My personality is more like a guy's than a girl's.
85. I love bright colors, rainbows and hair clips.
86. I hate labels, but I use them anyway.
87. I know that--deep down inside--everyone cares what others think of them.
88. My life would be easier if I was much prettier.
89. I would much rather read a good book than watch television.
90. I have a clique of friends and refuse to socialize with anyone else.
91. My dream is to be famous someday.
92. I really hate musical plays.
93. ...but plays without music are wonderful.
94. I think a couple of my friends have what it takes to be a singer/actor one day.
95. The police haven't done anything good for me.
96. Suave is for cool kids.
97. I have expensive taste; I'd never shop at a dollar store.
98. I have inexpensive taste, I'm a bargain shopper!
99. Surveys_for_nimrods = love.
100. I'd get tons of piercings and tattoos if they were painless


PART TWO


1. I am currently drinking water.
2. My house is far too cold.
3. I would so do Antonio Banderas. YUM.
4. ^ Especially as Armand in IWAV.
5. I hate hearing babies cry
6. I have taken painkillers today.
7. I would never ride in a helicopter.
8. I knew someone who died in 9/11.
9. I don't, but I know someone who knew someone.
10. Tom Cruise annoys me. And he's small.
11. I don't always get my surveys from my xanga digest.
12. I write on post-it-notes a lot.
13. I prefer the word AUTUMN to FALL.
14. My Dad was born in the 50s.
15. I was an accident.
16. I have been to Las Vegas.
17. I love lemonade.
18. I love rice salads.
19. I love to get picture comments on myspace.
20. I do the whole PC4PC thing.
21. ^ What?
22. My phone is a slide.
23. I have a disability.
24. One of my friends is in a wheelchair.
25. I know someone called Claire.
26. I hate the name Claire.
27. I spend half my life on MSN.
28. I am SO hungry right now, I could eat a horse.
29. I'm not afraid of snakes.
30. I have a weird phobia of knees.
31. What is so weird about knees?
32. I love balloons.
33. I love hearts more than stars.
34. My computer is black.
35. I haven't brushed my hair today.
36. I think porn is so hilariously funny.
37. I have seen "The Dreamers."
38. ^ And Michael Pitt reminds me of Leonardo Dicaprio.
39. ^ Mmmm Leonardo.
40. ^ EWWW Leonardo!
41. I own a cape.
42. I don't eat meat.
43. I only eat chicken.
44. I love twixes.
45. I take multivitamins.
46. I love getting emails!
47. I wish there were more survey-makers on xanga.
48. I have rolled around in the mud.
49. It is my birthday soon.
50. I love English History.
51. I think Rose McGowan is beautiful.
52. ^ I watch Charmed.
53. I have an odd ringtone.
54. I have blue eyes.
55. I wear reading glasses.
56. All of my grandparents are still alive.
57. Avril Lavigne can't sing.
58. I have rosy cheeks.
59. Elvis isn't the KING. He never was, and NEVER WILL BE.
60. I used to watch Doug on Nickolodeon. "Bangin on a trash can! Strummin on a street light!"
61. ^ You are just a bit crazy.
62. I hate having the hiccups.
63. Everyone in my house is asleep right now.
64. I'm guilty of passing on chainletters.
65. I watch Heros.
66. ^ I think the japanese guy in it is cute.
67. I have fancied a teacher before.
68. I have had sexual dreams about an authority figure.
69. I like the song "mOBSCENE" by Marilyn Manson.
70. I love Ozzy Osborne.
71. I would get liposuction.
72. I think it's okay to have a gastric-band fitted.
73. I don't know what that is.
74. I have dirty blonde hair.
75. I want a black cat.
76. Myspace OWNS facebook. In the face.
77. I like this survey.
78. I don't like bolding surveys. I don't know why I'm doing this.
79. I like the fact the spelling and grammar in this survey is excellent.
80. I always refuse to fill out surveys that are written in slang - "how r u?!"
81. I love ducks.
82. I hate traveling.
83. I get travel sickness.
84. Jane Eyre is actually a great book.
85. I hate it when girls say "ewww" all the time.
86. I say that all the time...
87. Fuck off emo bands. You pieces of shit.
88. Jared Leto is so HOT.
89. I have seen a ghost before.
90. I would shit my pants if I saw a ghost.
91. I'm wearing black socks.
92. There is a rug in this room.
93. I think "buttmunch" is a hilarious insult.
94. I sometimes think I am far too immature.
95. It's okay to be immature at times.
96. I hate tourists.
97. What time is it?
98. I love make up!
99. I have seen Ace Ventura. Hahaha.
100. I'm going to do another survey now :)


PART THREE


1. My second toe is longer than my first toe.
2. I never eat olives.
3. I own something designer.
4. I love 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.'
5. And I have noticed the resemblance between the names 'London Tipton' and 'Paris Hilton' before.
6. I love Ramen noodles.
7. I am instant-messaging someone right now.
8. I own something designer. [you already asked this]
9. Right now, I'm wearing a piece of clothing that isn't mine.
10. I prefer pencils over pens.
11. I like small dogs.
12. I can sing well.
13. I have been shopping in the past week.
14. Going back to school is fun.
15. I have already taken Chemistry.
16. My layout is blue.
17. I hate depressing music.
18. I love bargains.
19. I love jewelry.
20. I have very dark hair.
21. When I get stressed, I break out.
22. I'm cold.
23. I've already taken a shower today.
24. I like to play solitaire.
25. I actually like some country music.
26. I'm very empathetic.
27. I'm good at math.
28. I love High School Musical and High School Musical 2.
29. I feel sick.
30. I like popcorn.
31. I have a friend with the last name 'Smith.'
32. Green is one of my favorite colors.
33. I feel comfortable making eye contact with cute guys.
34. I need to trim my nails.
35. I think that I will make a good mom someday.
36. I like wearing headbands.
37. I don't like blond guys.
38. I don't know the difference between the words 'compliment' and 'complement.'
39. I shop at Abercrombie and Fitch.
40. Yellow is my preferred choice of highlighter color.
41. I would never name my daughter 'Savannah.'
42. I hate Heelys (those shoes that little kids skate around on).
43. My school has less than one thousand students in it.
44. I still like the song 'Boston' by Augustana.
45. I need a haircut.
46. I don't like the taste of alcohol.
47. I don't like rocky road ice cream.
48. I like talking on speaker phone.
49. I've already taken a shower today. [once again, the same question twice.]
50. I need to do laundry.
51. I'm nervous about something.
52. I'm wearing something blue.
53. I hate people who swear every other word.
54. I don't like fast food.
55. I have heard the phrase 'Drink apple juice, 'cause O.J. will kill you.'
56. I was so sad when Mr. Rogers died.
57. I was an ugly baby.
58. I'm thirsty.
59. I hate it when people pretend to be someone they're not.
60. 2007 has been a good year for me so far.
61. Scene kids annoy me.
62. It seems like I only attract the gross guys.
63. When writing essays, I try too hard to sound intelligent.
64. I own a purse from Charlotte Russe.
65. And it's really cheaply made.
66. I like war movies.
67. I'm excited about something that's happening this upcoming week.
68. Today is Sunday.
69. I'm related to someone on my Top Eight on MySpace.
70. Actually, I don't use MySpace.
71. I like Victoria's Secret.
72. I get embarrassed while buying pads/tampons.
73. I want to join a sports team this school year.
74. My hair is down.
75. My parents are still together.
76. I dislike macaroni and cheese.
77. I have skipped school more than once.
78. I don't have any plans tomorrow.
79. I'm kind of a goody-goody.
80. Bolding surveys are fun.
81. I'm very patient.
82. This summer went by way too fast.
83. I have more than one best friend.
84. I have had a crush on a teacher before.
85. I like to shop at Kohl's.
86. I use Tivo.
87. I love The Notebook.
88. I've never been kissed.
89. Things are going really well for me right now.
90. I have a 3.0 grade point average or higher.
91. I'm having a good hair day.
92. I would consider myself to be boy crazy.
93. I have seen SuperBad.
94. Actually, I'm not allowed to see rated-R movies in theaters.
95. I forgive people too easily.
96. I don't wear pearls.
97. I'm wearing earrings right now.
98. My back itches.
99. I guess you could call me a prep.
100. I liked this survey.


PART FOUR


-My name is so cool it begins with A-M
-My name is too cool to be the above
-I like the month September
-I miss the summer
-Winter is way better than summer
-My hair is darker than my eyes
-I'm blonde
-And I get really sick of blonde jokes all the time
-I have (had) a crush on a blonde guy
-Dark hair is way better than blonde hair
-But red hair is the sexiest of them all
-I've told someone to fuck off in the past week
-I love bolding surveys!
-In fact, they're my favorite type of survey
-I only do surveys to cure boredom
-I think I might be addicted to surveys
-If you bolded the last one you're really sad
-I actually read what other people put on surveys
-I've read a book where the main character and I had the same name
-I've read a lot over the summer
-I am pro-choice
-Anyone who bolded that is sick
-I laugh at inappropriate times [!!!]
-I hate(d) Chemistry
-And Physics
-But Biology's the worst
-My room needs redecorating
-Cradle of Filth are horrendous
-No they aren't
-I am quite tall
-Actually, I'm rather short
-Converse are my favourite shoes
-Ew, converse
-Werewolves are way better than vampires
-Vampires are cooler than werewolves will ever be!
-I don't care about vampires and werewolves; they don't exist anyway
-You don't know that for sure
-Yes I do
-I love photography
-I can do really good British accents
-I'm quite thirsty at the moment
-Normal soda is so much better than the diet stuff
-What are you on? Diet soda's my life!
-I love anime
-I need to go shopping soon
-I don't need to go shopping, but I want to
-Shopping's boring
-Bebo is evil
-Facebook is more so
-But they're unbelievably addictive
-I don't use Bebo or Facebook
-I miss kindergarten
-I spend most of my money on clothes and makeup
-Nope, most of my money goes to music
-Happy love songs get on my nerves
-I hate depressing music
-I (used to) own a playstation
-I have a fringe
-I love big sunglasses
-I don't follow fashion trends
-I need to tidy my room
-My life is going far too fast
-I love flowers and candy more than expensive gifts
-Love is avoiding me like the plague
-I'm happily in love thank you very much
-I have stuff that I should be doing instead of this
-In the shape of school work
-I hate it when surveys assume I'm at school
-I'm going to sleep now
-This survey was great

No, I lied. I'm not going to sleep. I'm going to write that story.