Stop for a Minute and SMILE
Sunday, 28 November 2010 | 7:03 pm

What is the wallpaper on your best friend's cell phone?
I have no idea. I've never fiddled with her phone.
Do you feel comfortable singing in front of others?
Not at all, yo.
What's your last bruise from?
It was from the dining chair. See, folks, always watch where you're going.
Do you cut your own hair?
No, but I have before.
Are you excited about anything?
Oh yes. It starts at 4 am, though.
Do you have random/weird dreams?
Frequently. I'd always wake up with a WTF moment.
What is the last dream you remember having?
My family and I sitting with The Special One during a match. So whacked.
Don't you love it if you're laughing really hard, and your face starts hurting?
Yes. That tells me I'm having a good time.
When will you be 21? If you already are (or older), when did you turn 21?
Eh, this coming January.
What's your favorite thing to do in the summer?
Stay out of the sun.
How about fall?
We don't get Fall around here.
When's the last time you fell/tripped?
I almost tripped over Baby earlier. The idiot was preening in the middle of the kitchen.
Do you hate it when people kick you in the back of the knee?
OMFG. Yes.
How about grab your sides?
I'm quite ticklish so yes, I'd hate that too.
Do you like being tickled?
No way, Jose.
What was the last thing that made you want to scream?
I was playing WE 2o1o, and fucking Benzema was being a fucking idiot.
Do you melt butter to put on your popcorn?
No, because I don't need anymore butter.
Is today you're favorite day of the week?
Sunday isn't my favourite day.
Have you actually seen 'fireworks' when you were kissing someone?
I'd rather watch the fireworks, then.
Have you ever been so drunk that you don't remember the night before?
I've never been drunk.
Do you believe that people can be very crude?
There are crude people out there.
Have you ever found a four leaf clover?
No, but I've seen a keychain of it before. Or was it the three-leaf clover? It got me pretty excited.
Do you have a very clingy friend?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you consider flirting cheating?
Well, if you're with someone, why bother flirting with other people? It somewhat feels like cheating, yes.
When was the last time you went bowling? Do you remember your score?
Hah. Last two years, if I'm not mistaken.
Does 'cowtipping' sound like a good time to you?
Does flipping the mattress over under you while you sleep sound like a good fun to you?
Have you ever been called a psycho?
Jokingly, of course.
Have you ever wanted to drop out of school?
Ah, yes. That was the messiest time of my life.
What's your favorite swear word?
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
What do you always think about?
Big things. Small things. Irrelevant things. Just things.
How old will you turn in 2011?
21, yo.
Breakfast or lunch?
I don't do breakfast. I sometimes don't do lunch.