The News That Didn't Make It
Thursday, 12 March 2009 | 3:29 am
I want to write but the words won't come out.
Choke.
Choking.
Choked.
...which reminds me of a headline last Thursday: "
Teen Girl Found Dead, Choked On Garlic Cheese Bread While Humping(!) a Lamppost"
Or was it a tree, my friend? Ho ho ho.
Bleh!
(This was a result from breathing in too much night air and consuming two greasy sticks of garlic bread on my part, which the chef (ahem) dropped a whole bottle of fucking white wine into it...
..........
......
...
I'm just kidding. But I felt oddly happy. Must be the garlic.)