Have you ever been hit by a car?
I was that close to being hit by a car. In fact, if the driver hadn't swerved, God bless her, by the way, for the quick reflex, I'd be part of the wreckage.

Do you know anyone named Ferdinand?
No.

Can I have it like that?
You got it like that!

Did you get the song reference in the last question?
Obviously.

Do you even like that song?
It's an okay song.

When's the last time you went on a roller coaster?
A long time ago when I was on vacation.

Have you ever seen the movie Office Space?
Can't say that I have.

What's your favorite country?
Moscow, Russia. It's oh so pretty.

How long have you been living in your house?
I think it's been 10 years now.

Do you know your mom's godmother?
I don't think she has one.

When's the last time you flossed?
It's been a while.

Do you wear a watch on a daily basis?
No. My cell phone tells me the time.

What's your biggest pet peeve?
When I'm eating and someone is trying to talk to me. I really hate that. Like, can't it wait?

What toothpaste do you use?
Oral-B.

Have you had the chicken pox?
Yeah.

What is the tv last show you watched?
Friends.

Are you on an instant messenger?
Right now, I am.

If so, who are you talking to?
Dorkface AKA Dorky.

Are you a good dancer?
Meh. I don't dance.

Are you a man?
No.

If so, what would you do if you randomly got pregnant, defying the laws of science?
...

When's the last time you went to the movies?
When I went to watch, yeah, gotta be Sweeney Todd. So that was like back in February.

What movie did you see?
I just told you.

Are you wearing socks right now?
No. If I wore socks in this house, I'd be collecting dust.

Do you know any John Mayer songs?
A few.

What's your desktop background?
A shot of Derek and Chris playing on stage. I wonder if Chris ever get dizzy after headbanging like crazy.

What's in your purse?
Stuff.

Do you crimp your hair?
No.

What do you think of Laguna Beach?
The Hills is better. I think. Haha.

What do you think of MTV in general?
What happened to just playing music videos?

What is your favorite magazine?
Discovery Channel Magazine!

Are you a Pisces?
No. I'm a Capricorn.

Did you go trick-or-treating this year?
No. I don't do that.

Have you ever been to NYC?
No but I'd love to visit it someday.

What brand of battery do you use?
Energizer.

How many house keys do you lose in a year?
I don't lose my keys except for that one time when my wallet got stolen. Stupid little fucker.

When was the last time you played a video game?
Months ago. I miss virtually driving.

Have you ever spied on your neighbors?
No. Dude, that's just...stalker-ish. Not to mention creepy.

If you could kill one celebrity and never get caught whom would it be and why?
Miley Cyrus because she's fucking everywhere. And I'm sick of Disney "stars" becoming "singers". One after another, endlessly. It's crazy.

Are you good at word searches?
I would say so.

Who's your favorite cereal box character?
I don't have one.