"Gay" is my favorite word because it explains everything in an incomprehensible way. It's not very mature of a respond, not to mention downright stupid, but it shuts the other person up. It's like "gay" is the new code for "this conversation is over; shut the fuck up". But the other person don't realize it. There's a comeback for my saying it: "Everything and everyone is gay to you." I agree because it's true.

Sort of.

Okay. Survey time!

1. If you could have the singing voice of any human being (alive or dead) who would it be?
Christina Aguilera? Haha. Or maybe Adele. I love how there's a raspy touch to her voice.

2. Do you enjoy looking at PostSecret.com?
It's one of my guilty pleasures.

3. Did you ever wear pantyhose?
I had no reason to.

4. Have you ever given out plastic spoons for Valentine's Day?
This I don't understand. What's the significant of plastic spoons?

5. What do you think of Sarah Palin?
She can go fuck herself, is what I think.

6. Would your parents be okay with you dating someone of another race?
Totally, assuming that they haven't changed their stand on this matter.

7. What's your favorite color Post-It note?
Eh. I don't have a favorite but I like blue.

8. What is the grossest thing in your room right now (old milk, molded food, etc)?
Um, empty candy bags in my drawer? Haha.

9. Do you enjoy fall or spring more?
We don't get those here.

10. Where do you see yourself in two years?
Most probably still being a student.

11. Do you believe that the world will end in 2012?
Fuck that. It's not going to end in 2012.

12. Why is NFL more popular in the north than it is the south?
I cannot possibly answer that as I myself have no idea why it is the way it is.

13. What was your favorite playground equipment as a child?
I loved the swing set, yo. I still do.

14. Is there a fan on in the room you are in?
Uh huh. It's practically fanning in my face and I don't know why seeing as how I'm cold.

15. Have you ever taken a survey outside?
Like, a survey you do on paper kind of outside? Then yeah.

16. What is the most random thing in your line of sight right now?
I have no idea. How about Grandpapa's ashtray?

17. Do you like to feel smart?
All it takes to make me feel smart is a pair of one of those sexy, librabrian glasses. Haha.

18. Do you know your highschool's Alma Mater?
Nope. No clue at all.

19. What do you think of the highschool dropouts that live on welfare?
I'm not saying anything.

20. Does Christmastime excite you?
I'm only excited for the lights. They're so pretty.

21. Do you ever feel guilty for skipping church?
I have no reason to be.

22. Have you ever heard of Fannie Farkles?
Never.

23. Do you like average surveys with the same, boring questions?
I hate it.

24. Have you ever laughed so hard that you forgot your name?
Fake! Haha. She wasn't laughing, though. I think we were talking and then suddenly this woman came up to us and asked for our names and she had a memory lapse.

25. Where do you want to go right now?
I want to go to a lot of places but right at this moment, for some reason, I'm seeing Germany, particularly Berlin. And in Berlin, I'm seeing the Berlin Wall. But Berlin Wall is gone. I want to cry.

26. Is there someone in your life that motivates you more than everyone else?
I can't say that I do.

27. What do you think of Tina Fey's portrayal of Sarah Palin?
Ah. Tina Fey, I love.

28. Do you ever have those camera whore moments?
Yeah. At some point, you ought to have those camera whore moments.

29. What is your favorite flavor of Fanta?
I've never heard of a Fanta.

30. Is it soda, pop, soda pop, or coke?
I say coke. People are like, you want cocaine? (...)