Tell Donna To Shut Up
Thursday, 4 December 2008 | 8:15 pm
1) Zombies took over the Earth last night… what do you do now?
What else? Go on a killing spree. Duh.
2) What does the word “Moose Knuckle” mean to you?
Nothing at all.
3) What’s your philosophy on pickles?
Pickle schmickle. I hate pickles!
4) If you were a robot what would your primary function be?
I don't know. Something fabulous.
5) What’s your favorite color, and what’s your favorite thing that is that color?
Candy red paint. Um...candy red paint job on cars? Haha.
6) What’s your secret spy alias?
Agent Ren.
7) What agency do you work for?
International Contract Agency.
8) How many ways do you know to kill a man? What’s your weapon of choice?
3,750 . AMT Hardballer.
9) When you give up your renegade life for the 2.5 kids what will their names be?
Dahlia and Isobel.
Where would you want to live?
Finland.
11) Did it occur to you during any of those questions that that information is classified and I’m probably coming to kill you now?
Yeah. My front door's open. I'm waiting.
12) What is your favorite font?
Palatino Linotype is the bomb.
13) Would you consider yourself a nerd?
Nah. Well, to an extent.
14) Do you think there is a difference between nerds and geeks?
There is a difference.
15) If you were a super genius would you use your powers for good or evil?
Good, of course.
16) What would be your fist course of action if you found out that some catastrophe has made spandex the only fabric left on Earth?
Find some silk worms.
17) If you needed a wing man for a crazy dangerous adventure who would you call first?
Um, Z Stack. Haha.
18) Who would you call second when you guys realize the job needs more than two people?
Dorky.
19) What do you think would happen to humans if robots took over the Earth?
Hell. We'll become lazy and fat and living for no purpose.
20) Did you have enough imagination to enjoy this survey?
Sure. I loved the secret spy questions. Haha.