{A} Do you have any tolerance for ABUSE?
I absolutely do not.

{B} Where did you spend your last BIRTHDAY?
Eh, at the swing set in the park.

{C} Have you used a CAN opener recently?
Yeah. Just yesterday.

{D} What do you think of people who do DRUGS?
I'm not saying anything. They made a choice.

{E} When was the last time you were absolutely EXHAUSTED?
When I had like less an hour of sleep. Wow, I was cranky.

{F} Do you usually have much FAITH in people?
Not really. I get cynical.

{G} Which is better: acoustic or electric GUITARS?
Electric is bomb. Hah.

{H} Where is your HOME?
An apartment.

{I} Do you believe that everybody still has some INNOCENCE, or does it fade with age?
Everyone's got to have some innocence in them no matter how old. Right? RIGHT? Meh.

{J} Have you ever noticed that girls seem to fall for JERKS a lot more than the "nice guy"?
No! Really? Hah.

{K} Would you consider taking KARATE lessons for self-defense?
Karate? Nah.

{L} When was the last time you had a LOLLIPOP, and what flavour was it?
Oh! I so want a lollipop right now. I had it last probably early this year and it was cherry, biatch.

{M} Do you know anyone who is a MECHANIC?
Uh huh. My papa.

{N} How often do you watch/read the NEWS?
Rarely.

{O} Are you OPEN to new situations?
Not really. It's going to take me some time to get used to it but I'll live.

{P} Which is your favourite way to have POTATOES?
Eh, mashed.

{Q} If you could ask your favourite celebrity one QUESTION, what would you ask them?
Just what is up with you and the butterflies?

{R} What is the most RIDICULOUS thing you've ever heard anyone say to you?
No idea.

{S} Do SPIDERS make you anxious?
They make me squeamish.

{T} Walk me through your typical THURSDAY:
Wake up. Afternoon routine. Do chores. Write a little. Watch TV a little. Feed the cats. Have dinner. Write some more. Maybe get some reading done. Listen to music. Sleep.

{U} Do you always use an UMBRELLA when it rains, or can you usually tough it out?
Haha. Usually when it starts to rain, I don't have an umbrella with me. So I just walk in it. Or wait it out.

{V} Are you old enough to VOTE?
Not yet.

{W} Do you get typical WINTER weather where you are?
Nah. Winter doesn't exist here.

{X} Who was the last person you played X's and O's with someone?
Uh...that was a very long time ago. I don't know. Probably some annoying girl in class.

{Y} Have you ever played YAHTZEE, with read dice or online?
Never.

{Z} Would people describe you as a ZEALOUS person?
Nope.