1. Have you ever seen the movie Hitman?
Yes, I have and it could be better.

2. Do you think you've seen a ghost?
I don't think I have.

3. If yes, describe what happened
...

4. What's the background on your cell phone?
Let's just say it's Jeff feeling frisky.

5. Are you usually the first to say sorry when you're in a fight, or the last?
It depends, okay? If I'm in the wrong, I'll fucking apologize.

6. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I don't drink.

7. Do you use iGoogle?
Nope.

8. Are you a blonde?
I'm not.

9. What was the last thing you cooked for yourself?
I fried some rice.

10. If you had to draw a picture right now, what would you draw?
Someone said that Dennis is such an interesting character and I can't disagree. So! I'd draw his expressive face.

11. Who's computer are you on?
The one in the living room. I suppose it belongs to nobody.

12. Have you ever taken medications that were purscribed to someone else?
You're not supposed to do that.

13. Have you ever tried shrimp?
Yeah.

14. Do you want to have many kids when you get older?
I don't.


15. What is your favorite kind of oreos?
Eh. The regular ones.

16. What really 'grinds your gears'?
Meh.

17. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Meet the Robinsons. STFU.

18. When is the next time you'll be going on a plane?
Who knows?

19. Tell me about your dream last night?
I didn't dream.

20. Have you ever gone on an online dream translator?
Sort of.

21. Who's on your top friends on MySpace?
...

22. What have you eaten today?
Bread. Gee. I'm so craving for a Mexican sandwich.

23. List me everything that you are wearing right now:
You ask fucking annoying questions.

24. If you got to marry one celebrity who would it be?
Derek Bloom.

25. What was the last TV show you watched?
90210.

26. Have you ever been out of the country? Where?
Yes - to the neighboring country.

27. Tell me the last text you received:
Refer to answer number 23.

28. What type of shampoo/conditioner do you use?
Sunsilk, bitch.

29. What are your pet peeves?
When I'm eating and someone is trying to speak to me. Or when I have music blasted in my ears and someone is trying to speak to me.

30. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
I think I have but the memory seems so vague.

31. If yes, did you feel like a good person afterwards?
I always feel that way after I've done some good deed.

32. What is the worst thing someone could ever do to you?
Use me. So don't use me because I'll do worse to you.

33. How tan are you right now?
Not tan.

34. Have you ever been scubadiving?
Never had and never will.

35. How about parasailing?
Never had and never will.

36. What type of toothpaste do you use?
Oral-B.

37. Do you often take online quizzes?
I waste my time of Tickle quizzes.

38. Who was the last person you spoke to?
Ma.

39. What is your biggest fear?
Failure.

40. Do you have a pool?
Nope.

41. A hottub?
Don't need one.

42. Are you mad at anyone right now? Who?
Nobody but I'm mad and I'm not going to pay it any attention. I wish I had something to channel this anger to. It's rotting my soul.

43. Who was the last person you dissapointed?
Eh. Who fucking knows?

44. Who did you last kiss?
Answer number 23, yo.

45. What color are the walls in the room you are in?
Pasty white. It's disgusting. Tiring. Dull. I could kill myself.