Shuffle Me Crazy!
Saturday, 1 November 2008 | 10:00 am
1. Shuffle your iPod/MP3 player/iTunes/Whatever else you have.
2. Answer the questions by the song title that comes up.
3. Don't cheat!
[One] What is your life going to be like in five years?
Song: Trainwreck Orchestra
Comments: Wow. Can I minus the trainwreck and take the orchestra?
[Two] How is your love life going for you right now?
Song: Guilty Pleasure
Comments: Okay, Gabe.
[Three] What pisses you off the most about the opposite sex?
Song: Ten Cent Blues
Comments: Meh.
[Four] What do your parents really think of you?
Song: Undead
Comments: Hahaha. I'm undead, all right.
[Five] What do you think about the world and its current state?
Song: Crush
Comments: Crush. Crushing. Crushed.
[Six] What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
Song: Saying Sorry
Comments: So untrue.
[Seven] What will your first/next time having sex be like?
Song: Existentialism On Prom Night
Comments: Right.
[Eight] What is your main goal in life?
Song: I Don't Care
Comments: Oh, I do so care. I just don't know it yet.
[Nine] What do the girls at your school think of your looks?
Song: Dead and Gone
Comments: Hahaha. Too bad.
[Ten] What do you really want in life?
Song: The Great Escape.
Comments: Word.
[Eleven] How are you going to get far in life?
Song: Lead Sails (and A Paper Anchor)
Comments: I doubt it.
[Twelve] What should they say when you're in a bad mood?
Song: Orange County Blonde and Blue.
Comments: Huh. Interesting.
[Thirteen] What about when you are really happy?
Song: You and I Misbehaving
Comments: Sure. Let's.
[Fourteen] What do think of yourself in general?
Song: Spring and by Summer Fall
Comments: Meh.
[Fifteen] What is your life's theme song?
Song: Diamond Life
Comments: Hahaha. Cool!
[Sixteen] What are you going to do this weekend?
Song: Deuce Dot Com
Comments: Uhhh...ah. Hahaha. I'd pass.
[Seventeen] How can you try and make yourself happy?
Song: Trashed and Scattered.
Comments: Haha. I get shitfaced, man.
[Eighteen] What song will they play at your wedding?
Song: Not A Love Song
Comments: Definitely. They will
not play a love song at my wedding.
[Nineteen] What about your funeral?
Song: Almost Lover
Comments: Meh. Whatever. It fits the mood.
[Twenty] What or who makes you the most happy?
Song: Hollywood.
Comments: Yes!
[Twenty One] What am I even doing on this Earth?
Song: Intermezzo Liberte
Comments: How rewarding.
[Twenty Two] How am I going to die?
Song: Cookie Jar
Comments: Hahaha! The cookie jar is going to kill me.
[Twenty Three] What is some good advice?
Song: I See the Falling Sky
Comments: That's some good but completely incomprehensible advice.
[Twenty Four] What's some advice you'd never take?
Song: This Love, This Hate
Comments: Okay.
[Twenty Five] Will you ever have children?
Song: Live Your Life
Comments: ...yes? No?
[Twenty Six] What is high school like for you or what will it be like?
Song: Decoy
Comments: Fuck. It was a decoy.
[Twenty Seven] How are you feeling today?
Song: You Know I'm No Good
Comments: Yep. I feel no good at all.
[Twenty Eight] What's your general outlook on life?
Song: Miss Sobriety
Comments: Uhhh...
[Twenty Nine] What are your last words going to be?
Song: Leave Me Alone
Comments: Wow, already dying and still being mean, too?
[Thirty] What song is going to be stuck in your head all day?
Song: Bonfire
Comments: Hahaha. Yes. Let's have a bonfire!