Your parents tell you they're going to split up, how would you react?
I've played it out in my head and I think I'd say nothing and accept it as it is.

Ever kissed your number 2 on myspace ?
I don't remember who's my number 2.

Your number 7 on your top friends die , are you upset ?
I don't know if I have a 7.

Is your sister a slut ?
She's a textbook slut.

Everyone deserves a second chance right ?
Sure but it really depends.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago ?
Browsing.

Do you like anyone?
Jeff but he doesn't count.

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Um, Christmas. I'm going downtown for the lights.

Have you ever liked someone that treated you badly ?
Nope.

When was the last time you got flowers ?
Never.

Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear ?
Sure, when I was a baby.

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind ?
Jeff.

Anything you wish you could tell someone but can't ?
Yep.

Do you still see the person who hurt you most?
Nah.

How's this week been ?
Uneventful. Slow. Tiresome.

Ever kissed someone with a name starting with J?
Fuck that.

Last person you hung out one on one with?
Dorky, I think.

Last awkward moment?
Not knowing exactly how to react to a friend's confession.

Have you been pressured to do anything lately?
Nah.

Are you typically a jealous person?
Not typically but I can be.

Do you know anyone that smokes ?
Of course.

When was the last time you dreamt of someone that wasn't you ?
I'm always in my dreams somehow.

Describe how you got places today ?
I didn't go out today.

Do you have any secrets you want to tell me ?
They wouldn't be secrets anymore if I told you.

Name one person you would like to stab?
My neighbor.