Banksy!

Who's the last person you shared a drink with?
I don't share my drinks. Not even with family. I find it...icky.

What do you want for Christmas?
A little something.

What song are you listening to?
"Johnny's here to fuck you up!"

What day of the week is it?
It's Friday. Yay.

How many days does your school get off for Thanksgiving?
What school?

Tell me about a funny conversation you had today:
Nope. Nothing funny.

Do you like Red Bull?
No; too sweet. It'll kill me.

Is it easy for you to get alcohol?
I don't drink but, yeah, I suppose.

When's the last time you could've gotten some ass?
sfhla;lsakl!

Who's your favorite cousin?
I don't have one.

Have you ever thought about ways to torture someone?
Always.

What movie do you hate?
Hmm, a lot.

Do your hands sweat?
When I'm a nervous wreck.

Do you have any nicknames for your best friend?
Dorkface. Hahaha.

What's the last store you went to?
7-11.

When's the last time you fell off a chair?
Recently. Bastard didn't tell me it was going to dismantle itself soon.

Why are you taking this survey?
Because I'm bored, madafaka.

Is it hot or cold in your house?
It's cold right now.

Do you wish it would snow?
Nah. We don't get snow here.

Speaking of snow, have you ever made a perverted snowman?
Nevah. But I'd surely build one. For fun.

Are you hungry right now?
Not really.

Are you any of your friends sluts?
Nope.

What other websites are you on besides this one?
Xanga and Fiction Press.

What are you going to eat for lunch tomorrow?
Most likely nothing because I don't usually do lunch.

What was the highlight of your week?
Meh.

Okay, but what does your best friend call you?
My name. Duh.

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Never.

Who is the fourth received call on your call log?
I don't know. I've cleared it.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
See Andreas'.

What is the wallpaper on your phone?
A picture of Junior a week after the operation.

How many pillows on your bed?
Two and whole of bunch of bears.

Who was the last text message you sent to?
Fake.

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
Ah yes. Make that two people.

What was the best thing that happened to you this year?
Nothing worth mentioning.

Do any of your friends annoy you?
Uh huh. Sometimes.

Who/what is the fourth person on your contact list?
Madafaka. Enough with the phone questions already.

When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
Last week. I think.

What school did you attend in elementary?
An awesome one.

Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Myself because I consumed sugar before bed and then I got all high and crazy.

Who do you make fun of the most?
That skinny dude with tattoos.

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
Over an hour.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
People took all my monehhh!

Have you seen your best friend cry?
Ah yes. Heartbreaking.

Where did you last go out to eat?
LJS.

Do you dance in the car?
I don't; limited access. Hahaha.

What do you think of hunting and fishing?
I'm a bit uncomfortable with hunting but yay for fishing!

What is a noise that you cannot stand?
People slurping/munching loudly at the table while eating.

Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
Nah. She doesn't do that.

Are your parents in love?
I absolutely have no idea.

Where did you get your last bruise?
My knee. Fuck you, Satan.

Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Sleep at a friend's.

Who is in your house right now?
People.

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Yep.

How do you like your steak?
I don't like steak. Period.

What do you smell like right now?
Cigarette smoke.

Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
I don't know. Maybe?

Who was the last person you held hands with?
Blah.

What shoes did you wear today?
I didn't go out.

What makes you lose your appetite?
Small things that upset me.

What color is your laundry basket?
White.

Does your mom make you wear a winter coat?
Nah; not necessary.

Does it contain fur?
Nope.

Do you own any Hollister polos?
Nope.

Do you think those stores are too expensive?
Fuck yeah.

Where do you shop the most for clothes?
I kind of shop everywhere.

Ever shop at a thrift store?
I don't think so.

What‘s your favorite piece of clothing?
I have a few.

Can you go on MySpace from school or work?
dlfjs';kfl;sdjf!!!

Do your parents have a MySpace account?
No.

Have your parents seen your MySpace page?
No.

Whats your favorite season?
Autumn.

Whats your favorite number?
Thirteen.

Do you get along with your parents?
Sure.

What are you listening to?
Press 7.

What are your favorite color(s)?
Burgundy. Black. White.

Have you ever been in love?
...no.

Have you ever thought that ur life was so bad you just wanted to give up?
Nah.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

How many piercings do you have?
Two. Ahem.