"Who's gonna do the heart transplant?"

Hahaha. There's nothing funnier than watching two grown men amusing themselves in a hopsital.

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One. Imagine your most recent ex had a child. What would your first reaction be after hearing about it?
I wouldn't care.

Two. Describe your most recent purchase.
I bought a Mexican sandwich today.

Three. Did you enjoy the last movie you watched in theatres?
Yeah. I was only there for the blood.

Four. If you make surveys, where's the last place you saw a survey made by you on another person's site?
I don't.

Five. Do you take the subway train often (if your city has one)?
The train gets me to places.

Six. What shoes did you wear today?
I wore flip flops.

Seven. Who was the last person to leave you a comment on Facebook?
I don't have a Facebook. Gee.

Eight. Does your sibling have a significant other?
I'm not sure actually.

Nine. When and why is the last time you cried (or at least, shed tears)?
Um, I laughed myself to tears last week.

Ten. Have you ever cried at a real wedding?
Blah. No.

Eleven. How would you feel if a girl asked your boyfriend out for a drink?
I wouldn't know.

Twelve. Do you live in an apartment or a house?
Apartment.

Thirteen. Do you use Skype?
Nevah.

Fourteen. What do your flip-flops look like?
Like the usual ones.

Fifteen. What brand of makeup do you have?
Red Earth and a whole other bunch I don't bother to remember.

Sixteen. Any idea what you want for your next birthday?
Yes.

Seventeen. Describe a poster on your wall.
Don't have one.

Eighteen. Are there any gadgets of yours that need charging right now?
My MP4.

Nineteen.What's the name of your nearest grocery store?
7-11. Is that considered one? Meh.

Twenty. What do you use to remove makeup?
Um, it's a Baby Johnson's product. It's my Ma's.

Twentyone. you have articles of clothing that are leopard print?
No. I wouldn't wear a leopard print. Or any animal's print for that matter.

Twentytwo. Tilt your head up and look straight ahead. Describe what you see.
Wall.

Twentythree. Which awards show would you wanna go to the most (e.g Oscars, Grammys etc.)?
None.

Twentyfour. Any idea what time you'll be going to bed tonight?
Probably 6 when everyone else is waking up.

Twentyfive. Do you think George Clooney is hot?
Nope.

Twentyfive. Name some models you think are hot.
Giselle Bundchen. Hahaha.

Twentysix. Have you ever participated in local magazine cover girl searches?
Nevah.

Twentyseven. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket (and even better: won?)
Nevah.

Twentyeight.What colour is your keyboard?
Grey.

Twentynine. Do you keep the plastic/paper/whatever bags after you buy stuff?
Always do.

Thirty. Do you own any high-waisted pants?
Nah.

Thirtyone. What's the craziest thing you'll ever do to your hair?
Dye it an unnatural color. That's just about the craziest thing I'll do. I love my hair.

Thirtytwo. Do you know anyone who has two different-coloured eyes?
Nope.

Thirtythree. Don't teeny boppers just annoy you?
Uh huh.

Thirtyfour. Hilary Duff.Then or now?
Then.

Thirtyfive.Does your significant other like the same colour as you do?
Gee. I don't know.

Thirtysix. What do you think of the girl band Danity Kane?
Nothing.

Thirtyseven. Do you think it's too easy to get famous nowadays?
Kind of.

Thirtyeight. Do you wanna be a pirate or an elf?
Well, given the two I'll be an elf.

Thirtynine. Have you ever purchased anything online?
Nevah.

Forty. What's your favourite classic Disney movie (no, Camp Rock doesn't count)?
Classic...oh, Beauty and the Beast!

Fortyone. Gold or silver accessories?
Silver, please.

Fortytwo. Everyone should just leave people like Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears alone, right?
Enough with these people already.

Fortythree. Would you have minded living in the 18th century?
Maybe.

Fortyfour. Have you ever been called a skank/slut because of the way you dress?
No.

Fortyfive. Name all your friends whose name starts with the 4th letter of your first name. AMANDA
sadhas;dsa;fks';k!

Fortysix.What websites do you absolutely have to visit daily (or at least, everytime you get to go online)?
Fiction Press.

Fortyseven. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
Nope. I've ridden a horse!

Fortyeight.Where did you get that outfit you're wearing now?
A store.

Fortynine. Are you a fan of acrylic nails?
Meh. No.

Fifty. Last question. How was this survey?
Okay.