I'm...

1. A child.
2. A daughter.
3. A sister.
4. A friend.
5. A dancer.
6. A member of the choir.
7. A soloist.
8. A thief.
9. A liar.
10. A confidant.
11. A mother.
12. A bitch.
13. An angel.
14. Mean without reason.
15. Hurt without cause.
16. A smoker.
17. A nurse.
18. A wife.
19. A daydreamer.
20. A bride.
21. A cleaning lady.
22. A chauffeur.
23. A traveler.
24. A writer.
25. A poet.
26. A reader.
27. A diarist.
28. Unfairly accused.
29. Jealous.
30. A customer service representative.
31. Depressed.
32. Melodramatic.
33. Spiritual. [to a point]
34. Aggressive.
35. Sultry.
36. Sexy.
37. Cute as a button and ugly as sin.
38. Bald.
39. A dominatrix.
40. Submissive.
41. Vanilla.
42. Silly.
43. Naive.
44. Bankrupt.
45. Loyal.
46. Abused
47. Neglected.
48. A roommate
49. An aunt.
50. Mistaken for a man.
51. An online game moderator.
52. A photographer.
53. A slob.
54. In therapy.
55. Scared of the dark.
56. Intimidating and intimidated.
57. Maniacal.
58. Despondent.
59. Patriotic.
60. To Disney World.
61. A chips and hot sauce lover.
62. Inside a sex club.
63. Weepy.
64. Melancholy.
65. Understanding, misunderstanding, understood and misunderstood.
66. Comforted.
67. To the edge of my sanity.

I have...

1. Committed random acts of kindness.
2. Cried without comfort.
3. Offered comfort to both friends and strangers.
4. Had evil thoughts.
5. Had more lovers than I'd like.
6. Driven too fast.
7. Danced too hard.
8. Drank too much.
9. Laughed too loud.
10. Said stupid shit.
11. Swore like a sailor.
12. Gossiped.
13. Committed adultery.
14. Left the scene of an accident.
15. Depended on the kindness of strangers.
16. Been to the abortion clinic.
17. Had more than one lover in my bed at the same time.
18. Talked behind the back of a friend.
19. Been talked about by a friend.
20. Smoked marijuana.
21. Taken speed or acid.
22. Cheated on tests.
23. Danced in the rain.
24. Made love in a pond under a full moon.
25. Watched a meteor shower from a waterbed in the middle of a field.
26. Cared for orphaned animals.
27. Danced in the moonlight.
28. Cared for the dying.
29. Gotten hopelessly lost in Chicago.
30. Stood on the edge of a cliff.
31. Made prank phone calls.
32. Played practical jokes.
33. Suffered from road rage.
34. Shared secrets to my daughter.
35. Made friends with people I've never seen.
36. Had a crush on a girl.
37. Watched a Lifetime movie.
39. Smoked in the boys room.
40. Gained and lost 50 pounds at least three times.
41. Raped someone.
42. Written letters I never intended to send.
43. Sent letters I wish I'd never written.
44. Hated.
45. Loved.
46. Been loved.
47. Won a most improved bowler award.
48. Seen a UFO.
49. Acted like an idiot.
50. Misbehaved.
51. Fallen off a horse.
52. Been strong.
53. Flirted with strangers.
54. Ridden a mini bike.
55. Got lost in the woods.
56. Thought Big Foot was following me.
57. Had sex.
58. Read cheesy love stories.
59. Shared a hot tub with naked strangers.
60. Broken someone's heart.
61. Had my heart broken.
62. Had cancer.

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I am a night owl
I hate sleeping in late
I sometimes take surveys at school or at work
I can't play any sports to save my life
I get tired easily
I know somebody who has a monobrow
I'm always tempted to tell them it looks ridiculous
^That's mean
There’s nothing more I can't stand than two faced, bitchy girls
I blush when I see a guy I like
I love strawberry milkshakes
Haagen Daz ice cream kicks Ben and Jerry's in the face!
I never wear socks
Bolding surveys will never get old
I have hair in an unnatural place
My last name begins with the letter B
My best friend sleeps around
I have no respect for people who do that
I don't go to school
My parents are divorced
Someone in my family has been disowned
I'm a sucker for cute puppies and kittens
I talk to my pets like they're babies
I have an AOL email account
I love THE LION KING!
Hakuna Matata!
I know all the words to that movie
I remember the Sega Mega Drive before the Playstation
This chair is really uncomfortable
I live in a small town
I'd love my hair to grow so it reaches my waist
Fuck the OC, fuck Laguna Beach, I’m sick to death of hearing about them!
Just like I’m sick to death of hearing about all those crappy emo bands that are famous right now
I don't think Amy Lee can sing that well
Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a cat
Our cat hates me
I hate rude people
I hate it when I’m walking and there’s someone/people walking directly behind me
I eat a hell of a lot of pasta
If one of my friends said to me, "Hey, what up dawg" I’d kick them
My life is screwed
I can't believe how expensive life is
Sales - I am there
I am a bargain hunter
I have blue eyes
I totally dig the colour brown
I have been sick recently
Sometimes I take surveys even when I’m not online
I'm smiling right now
Wouldn't it be cool to live on a boat?
I'd never want to be butt-ugly skinny
I love Sprite
The curtains/blinds are closed in the room I am in
I love parks
I'm obsessed with brushing my teeth
I have my enemies
Peace, love and happiness
My mother was born before 1965
I have considerably old parents
My parents are party animals
^ That would be my worst fucking nightmare, man
My parents have found my xanga or myspace
I don't like to curse often
Once I blew my nose on someone by accident
I can hide embarrassment really well
I can't wait till the weekend
I hate being alone
The memory on my computer is low
I'd love a pet tortoise
My favourite colour is yellow
I actually noticed the English spelling of 'coloUr'
It looks better that way
I hate babysitting
I am the middle sibling
I have an unusual last name
My parents are currently away from home
I have brown hair
^It's natural
^It's dyed
I own an orange coloured piece of clothing
I hate it when my sheets are twisted
I love toast
I'm desperate to get married
I have loads of pens cluttering up my desk
I can write well
I have read at least 1 Harry Potter Book
I have seen the movie 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
It was fabulous
It was um... okay
IT SUCKED
I want to see it
This survey is too long
Nope, no it isn't
I have visited Explosm.net
The font I mainly use is verdana
I listen to music on my computer the most
I have smoked hash
I'd never ever do drugs
I despise smoking in public places
If I hear of an animal being hurt by another human being I’ll go up to that person and punch them in their evil face
I'd love to visit the 20s
I like dinosaurs
I have given money to charity
I have given money to a homeless person
Scary Movie 3 SUCKED BALLS!
I think Owen Wilson is hot
Right now I need to use the bathroom
It's really hot in the room I'm in
I have a headache
I have sent a text today
I'm not a virgin
I couldn't give a shit about my fingernails and whether they're manicured or not
I play the lottery
I have been to Las Vegas
I hate theme parks
I'm supposed to be doing something else
I hate fakes
I don't read magazines
I watch TV before I go to sleep
I have black hair
I'd love to be an alternative model
I am a lesbian
I love to watch the stars, they're pretty
I want 3 children
Sometimes I walk in the street barefoot
I hate it when I’ve been to the beach and then get sand everywhere
I hate public bathrooms!
I have peed outside before

I type better than I speak
I think IPODs are overrated
I believe for the sake of beliving
I question everything
Nobody knows me better than my boyfriend
Spicy food is just wrong
I wonder how dumb chicks are able to defy natural selection
I've broken a bone before
I have no health insurance
Too many people = too many problems
Tasty lip balm is most excellent
I don't wish on stars, I do what I desire
Nothing hurts more than being accused
I could never be buddhist
I actually use my library
I know what's important in life
Fishing for compliments is one of my mad skills
Mornings are never good to me
I hate it when you don't prop me!
There's nothing more disgusting than grease
I actually know how quicks and works and it's not that interesting
Prince Charming bores me
I need more money
I've been to the best rock concert of all time
I throw away everything as much as possible
School is the stain on my happiness
I want a better phone
Nobody ticks me off quite like my boss
Chocolate is another form of heaven
Regrets are nothing more than excuses to cause drama
It seems like nobody has time for me anymore
I know who Jack Sparrow is
I dig sharpies
I know a rich kid or two
Work is taking over my Friday nights
I'd rather go through traffic than another argument
I respect other people's opinions
It's okay to be a virgin at the age of 30
Most of my time is wasted
I hate fast food
I could use some help every now and then
Someone is probably thinking harsh things about me
My life is messier than my house
I go to the mall so much that I consider it my second home
I Hate Diet Pop
Its SODA not pop
I live in Illinois and I still say the S isnt silent
Go Cardinals
I wanna punch Justin Timberlake in the Genitals
Hey Ashlee Simpson... you're ugly and you can't sing
Im offended... I love ashlee
I tYpE lYkE dIs SoO mUcH tHaT i 4GoT hOw 2 TyPe NoRmAl
If you bolded the last one, I hate you
Im constantly embarassing myself
I never get embarassed
I look so much like someone, that im always mistaken for them
I used to collect rocks
I loveeeee slippers
If I could, Id go to school in my PJs everyday
I have a bf/gf, But I like someone else
I'm a pirate...... no lie...
I download music illegally
I laugh at the most inappropriate times
I tell people I wish they would die all the time
I could easily think of a hit list that I would want to kill
I dont care if you think Im immature... Im never gonna stop watching cartoons
I always get my daily dose of Mancow
I dont know what mancow is
I love R Kelly... Scandals and all
I am super concieted and I know it
People tell me Im pretty all the time but I honestly dont believe them
Theres alcoholism in my DNA
Im really really bad at school
I always take the poptabs off of my popcans... Its a habit
I love a guy with a strong jawline
Im a great cook... You could say I taught Emeril everything he knows....
I was on Homecoming court
I never leave the house without a ponytail holder on my wrist
Im the most organized person you will every meet
I voted for pedro
Im a HUGE harry potterhead
And I think Dracos the hottest
Rons the hottest
Harry potter was sooo 5 years ago
I hate gatorade
Im a teenage drug abuser... and I have a good time doing it
Michael Phelps is like YUM
People say Im stuck up till they get to know me
I know im a poser
Im always in a bad mood
Yellow is my favorite color.
Gossipgirl is my biggest addiction
and Blair's my Favorite
Blair = evil
I never read....
Of all the books we read in english last year... I read about 1 and a half or less
Hot dogs are disgusting... Do you know whats in them?
I think pot should be legal
I loved the movie My Bosses Daughter
My sister thinks Im a different person then I really am
I think being a twin would be neat-o
Led Zeppelin= Love
My favorite movie of all time is a disney movie
I love socks that go over your ankles
I drop an Fbomb every 5 minutes
I love getting the hiccups
I have more body hair than any one whos not a caveman should
It takes me forever to get jokes
I slang in my White Tee I bang in my White tee
I live in the smallest town ever... Theres nothing here but a gas station and a grocery store
If I were in the breakfast club, I would have been Claire
I would have been Bender
I ride the bus to school
Three cheers for the sims
I'm friends with a gay boy who reminds me of Jack off of Will and Grace
Speaking of Will and Grace... <3>I hold a grudge like youve never seen
Im such a bitch sometimes
Drama...... I love it
Id let aladdin show me his whole new world anyday
Im dirt poor... but thats okay
I didn't know what an allowance was for the longest time, and when I found out, I was pissed cuz I didnt get one
Once I called my mom a bitch... and then I thought My life was over
I was right
Ive been grounded for a month before
Im never in trouble
Im spoiled like crazy
I hate my siblings... really
Crossfade is just like YESSSSSS
I think Hilary Duff should rot in hell
Fugly is in my daily vocab
I prefer crooked teeth to straight teeth.. Its more unique
A guys sense of humor is the hottest thing about him
Im serious..."you can make me laugh like no one else... Give me a minute to undress"
Im a golddigger
Im a mooch
People always want to tell me their secrets
Im the biggest gossip in the world
I am fake... I admit it but oh well
I have no enemies
I think Bill Clinton is great
Im the worst driver in the world
Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed
I know what movie that last line came from
Its past my bed time
I know sign language really really well