1. I change the channel whenever a commercial comes on.
2. I prefer pens to pencils.
3. I actually don't drink soda.
4. I enjoy scrapbooking.
5. I have never been out of the country.
6. Bowling is one of my favorite sports.
7. I show a lot of school spirit.
8. I always use disposable cameras because I don't have my own
9. I still wear my hair in pigtails.
10. I feel the need to use my extensive vocabulary in my writings.
11. I personally believe the things I write and/or draw are good.
12. I'm a very good liar.
13. I have never stolen anything in my entire life.
14. I don't believe in God.
15. I actually got something good at the prize stand at an arcade with my tickets.
16. Lipgloss isn't really as good as they make it appear to be.
17. I shave my legs everyday.
18. I would never shop at Wal*Mart.
19. I collect stamps.
20. I collect rocks.
21. I collect lamps.
22. I'm afraid of rollercoasters that go upside-down.
23. I can't snap my fingers.
24. Rap and hiphop really do suck.
25. If I could murder someone and get away with it, I'd definately do it.
26. I have a few people that I'd want dead.
27. I often take things for granted.
28. I sometimes put others' happiness before my own.
29. I know what the word "monotonous" means without looking it up.
30. I personally believe that I am very intelligent.
31. I still don't understand why Vatican City is a country.
32. Hell, I didn't even know Vatican City was a country until I did this survey.
33. There's a piece of jewelry that I wear 24/7.
34. If I had a car, I'd put bumper stickers on it.
35. I've worn a "Kiss me, I'm ____" shirt before.
36. I'm not Irish, but I celebrate St. Patrick's Day anyway.
37. August sucks because there's no holidays and it's the hottest month.
38. My birthday is in April.
39. I prefer the blazing heat to the frigid cold.
40. I text message all the time.
41. Fear isn't a factor for me!
42. I want to learn to play a musical instrument.
43. I'm fluent in a language other than English.
44. My best friend is a member of the opposite sex.
45. I hate to admit it, but I used to "typ lyk dis" when I first got internet.
46. I'm a grammar nazi.
47. I've read Hitler's book, "Mein Kampf".
48. I think Hitler was a brilliant man aside from the fact he was insane.
49. I think there is no true definition of love; love is what you make it.
50. Love at first sight is a completely ridiculious concept and virtually impossible.
51. If/When I have sex, I'd like it to be aggressive.
52. I was a victim to the Pokemon obsession.
53. I've done something bad that I could never live down.
54. My most embarassing moment involved a cute guy.
55. I don't quite act like myself when I'm talking to a guy I like.
56. I'm naturally a happy and cheery person.
57. I'm extremely sensitive and I cry alot.
58. I get atleast 30 minutes of physical activity a day.
59. Black and white photos > colored photos.
60. I have never been in love.
61. I think it's impossible for teenagers to be in love.
62. I'm an aunt/uncle.
63. I questioned the existance of God on more than one occasion.
64. Screw iPods, I do it old school... CD players FTW!
65. MTV would be much better if they actually played music videos.
66. Reality shows disgust me.
67. I wouldn't wear anything that wasn't from Abercrombie, Hollister or American Eagle.
68. It's not that people don't like me, it's just that I hate people.
69. I have more than one best friend.
70. I have short hair.
71. I would never join the army, no matter what.
72. ...and if I was drafted, I would refuse to serve.
73. I've gotten detention more than once.
74. I'm often in the wrong place at the wrong time.
75. I love anime and manga!
76. I think gay marriage is disgusting and shouldn't be legalized.
77. I think prostitution should be legalized.
78. I believe there is a cure for cancer out there somewhere.
79. There's a disease that runs in my family.
80. I think I'm going to die young.
81. I'm deathly afraid of growing old.
82. I'm perfectly fine with the idea of being single for the rest of my life.
83. I don't want a boyfriend right now.
84. My personality is more like a guy's than a girl's.
85. I love bright colors, rainbows and hair clips.
86. I hate labels, but I use them anyway.
87. I know that--deep down inside--everyone cares what others think of them.
88. My life would be easier if I was much prettier.
89. I would much rather read a good book than watch television.
90. I have a clique of friends and refuse to socialize with anyone else.
91. My dream is to be famous someday.
92. I really hate musical plays.
93. ...but plays without music are wonderful.
94. I think a couple of my friends have what it takes to be a singer/actor one day.
95. The police haven't done anything good for me.
96. Suave is for cool kids.
97. I have expensive taste; I'd never shop at a dollar store.
98. I have inexpensive taste, I'm a bargain shopper!
99. Surveys_for_nimrods = love.
100. I'd get tons of piercings and tattoos if they were painless


PART TWO


1. I am currently drinking water.
2. My house is far too cold.
3. I would so do Antonio Banderas. YUM.
4. ^ Especially as Armand in IWAV.
5. I hate hearing babies cry
6. I have taken painkillers today.
7. I would never ride in a helicopter.
8. I knew someone who died in 9/11.
9. I don't, but I know someone who knew someone.
10. Tom Cruise annoys me. And he's small.
11. I don't always get my surveys from my xanga digest.
12. I write on post-it-notes a lot.
13. I prefer the word AUTUMN to FALL.
14. My Dad was born in the 50s.
15. I was an accident.
16. I have been to Las Vegas.
17. I love lemonade.
18. I love rice salads.
19. I love to get picture comments on myspace.
20. I do the whole PC4PC thing.
21. ^ What?
22. My phone is a slide.
23. I have a disability.
24. One of my friends is in a wheelchair.
25. I know someone called Claire.
26. I hate the name Claire.
27. I spend half my life on MSN.
28. I am SO hungry right now, I could eat a horse.
29. I'm not afraid of snakes.
30. I have a weird phobia of knees.
31. What is so weird about knees?
32. I love balloons.
33. I love hearts more than stars.
34. My computer is black.
35. I haven't brushed my hair today.
36. I think porn is so hilariously funny.
37. I have seen "The Dreamers."
38. ^ And Michael Pitt reminds me of Leonardo Dicaprio.
39. ^ Mmmm Leonardo.
40. ^ EWWW Leonardo!
41. I own a cape.
42. I don't eat meat.
43. I only eat chicken.
44. I love twixes.
45. I take multivitamins.
46. I love getting emails!
47. I wish there were more survey-makers on xanga.
48. I have rolled around in the mud.
49. It is my birthday soon.
50. I love English History.
51. I think Rose McGowan is beautiful.
52. ^ I watch Charmed.
53. I have an odd ringtone.
54. I have blue eyes.
55. I wear reading glasses.
56. All of my grandparents are still alive.
57. Avril Lavigne can't sing.
58. I have rosy cheeks.
59. Elvis isn't the KING. He never was, and NEVER WILL BE.
60. I used to watch Doug on Nickolodeon. "Bangin on a trash can! Strummin on a street light!"
61. ^ You are just a bit crazy.
62. I hate having the hiccups.
63. Everyone in my house is asleep right now.
64. I'm guilty of passing on chainletters.
65. I watch Heros.
66. ^ I think the japanese guy in it is cute.
67. I have fancied a teacher before.
68. I have had sexual dreams about an authority figure.
69. I like the song "mOBSCENE" by Marilyn Manson.
70. I love Ozzy Osborne.
71. I would get liposuction.
72. I think it's okay to have a gastric-band fitted.
73. I don't know what that is.
74. I have dirty blonde hair.
75. I want a black cat.
76. Myspace OWNS facebook. In the face.
77. I like this survey.
78. I don't like bolding surveys. I don't know why I'm doing this.
79. I like the fact the spelling and grammar in this survey is excellent.
80. I always refuse to fill out surveys that are written in slang - "how r u?!"
81. I love ducks.
82. I hate traveling.
83. I get travel sickness.
84. Jane Eyre is actually a great book.
85. I hate it when girls say "ewww" all the time.
86. I say that all the time...
87. Fuck off emo bands. You pieces of shit.
88. Jared Leto is so HOT.
89. I have seen a ghost before.
90. I would shit my pants if I saw a ghost.
91. I'm wearing black socks.
92. There is a rug in this room.
93. I think "buttmunch" is a hilarious insult.
94. I sometimes think I am far too immature.
95. It's okay to be immature at times.
96. I hate tourists.
97. What time is it?
98. I love make up!
99. I have seen Ace Ventura. Hahaha.
100. I'm going to do another survey now :)


PART THREE


1. My second toe is longer than my first toe.
2. I never eat olives.
3. I own something designer.
4. I love 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.'
5. And I have noticed the resemblance between the names 'London Tipton' and 'Paris Hilton' before.
6. I love Ramen noodles.
7. I am instant-messaging someone right now.
8. I own something designer. [you already asked this]
9. Right now, I'm wearing a piece of clothing that isn't mine.
10. I prefer pencils over pens.
11. I like small dogs.
12. I can sing well.
13. I have been shopping in the past week.
14. Going back to school is fun.
15. I have already taken Chemistry.
16. My layout is blue.
17. I hate depressing music.
18. I love bargains.
19. I love jewelry.
20. I have very dark hair.
21. When I get stressed, I break out.
22. I'm cold.
23. I've already taken a shower today.
24. I like to play solitaire.
25. I actually like some country music.
26. I'm very empathetic.
27. I'm good at math.
28. I love High School Musical and High School Musical 2.
29. I feel sick.
30. I like popcorn.
31. I have a friend with the last name 'Smith.'
32. Green is one of my favorite colors.
33. I feel comfortable making eye contact with cute guys.
34. I need to trim my nails.
35. I think that I will make a good mom someday.
36. I like wearing headbands.
37. I don't like blond guys.
38. I don't know the difference between the words 'compliment' and 'complement.'
39. I shop at Abercrombie and Fitch.
40. Yellow is my preferred choice of highlighter color.
41. I would never name my daughter 'Savannah.'
42. I hate Heelys (those shoes that little kids skate around on).
43. My school has less than one thousand students in it.
44. I still like the song 'Boston' by Augustana.
45. I need a haircut.
46. I don't like the taste of alcohol.
47. I don't like rocky road ice cream.
48. I like talking on speaker phone.
49. I've already taken a shower today. [once again, the same question twice.]
50. I need to do laundry.
51. I'm nervous about something.
52. I'm wearing something blue.
53. I hate people who swear every other word.
54. I don't like fast food.
55. I have heard the phrase 'Drink apple juice, 'cause O.J. will kill you.'
56. I was so sad when Mr. Rogers died.
57. I was an ugly baby.
58. I'm thirsty.
59. I hate it when people pretend to be someone they're not.
60. 2007 has been a good year for me so far.
61. Scene kids annoy me.
62. It seems like I only attract the gross guys.
63. When writing essays, I try too hard to sound intelligent.
64. I own a purse from Charlotte Russe.
65. And it's really cheaply made.
66. I like war movies.
67. I'm excited about something that's happening this upcoming week.
68. Today is Sunday.
69. I'm related to someone on my Top Eight on MySpace.
70. Actually, I don't use MySpace.
71. I like Victoria's Secret.
72. I get embarrassed while buying pads/tampons.
73. I want to join a sports team this school year.
74. My hair is down.
75. My parents are still together.
76. I dislike macaroni and cheese.
77. I have skipped school more than once.
78. I don't have any plans tomorrow.
79. I'm kind of a goody-goody.
80. Bolding surveys are fun.
81. I'm very patient.
82. This summer went by way too fast.
83. I have more than one best friend.
84. I have had a crush on a teacher before.
85. I like to shop at Kohl's.
86. I use Tivo.
87. I love The Notebook.
88. I've never been kissed.
89. Things are going really well for me right now.
90. I have a 3.0 grade point average or higher.
91. I'm having a good hair day.
92. I would consider myself to be boy crazy.
93. I have seen SuperBad.
94. Actually, I'm not allowed to see rated-R movies in theaters.
95. I forgive people too easily.
96. I don't wear pearls.
97. I'm wearing earrings right now.
98. My back itches.
99. I guess you could call me a prep.
100. I liked this survey.


PART FOUR


-My name is so cool it begins with A-M
-My name is too cool to be the above
-I like the month September
-I miss the summer
-Winter is way better than summer
-My hair is darker than my eyes
-I'm blonde
-And I get really sick of blonde jokes all the time
-I have (had) a crush on a blonde guy
-Dark hair is way better than blonde hair
-But red hair is the sexiest of them all
-I've told someone to fuck off in the past week
-I love bolding surveys!
-In fact, they're my favorite type of survey
-I only do surveys to cure boredom
-I think I might be addicted to surveys
-If you bolded the last one you're really sad
-I actually read what other people put on surveys
-I've read a book where the main character and I had the same name
-I've read a lot over the summer
-I am pro-choice
-Anyone who bolded that is sick
-I laugh at inappropriate times [!!!]
-I hate(d) Chemistry
-And Physics
-But Biology's the worst
-My room needs redecorating
-Cradle of Filth are horrendous
-No they aren't
-I am quite tall
-Actually, I'm rather short
-Converse are my favourite shoes
-Ew, converse
-Werewolves are way better than vampires
-Vampires are cooler than werewolves will ever be!
-I don't care about vampires and werewolves; they don't exist anyway
-You don't know that for sure
-Yes I do
-I love photography
-I can do really good British accents
-I'm quite thirsty at the moment
-Normal soda is so much better than the diet stuff
-What are you on? Diet soda's my life!
-I love anime
-I need to go shopping soon
-I don't need to go shopping, but I want to
-Shopping's boring
-Bebo is evil
-Facebook is more so
-But they're unbelievably addictive
-I don't use Bebo or Facebook
-I miss kindergarten
-I spend most of my money on clothes and makeup
-Nope, most of my money goes to music
-Happy love songs get on my nerves
-I hate depressing music
-I (used to) own a playstation
-I have a fringe
-I love big sunglasses
-I don't follow fashion trends
-I need to tidy my room
-My life is going far too fast
-I love flowers and candy more than expensive gifts
-Love is avoiding me like the plague
-I'm happily in love thank you very much
-I have stuff that I should be doing instead of this
-In the shape of school work
-I hate it when surveys assume I'm at school
-I'm going to sleep now
-This survey was great

No, I lied. I'm not going to sleep. I'm going to write that story.