Monday, 20 November 2006 | 5:40 pm
.:[ Scenario Survey ]:.
1. You wake up and there`s spiders all over your wall and on your bed. What do you do?
- I'll scramble out of bed, scream and just be crazy. I hate crawling bugs, too.
2. After you handled your.. spider problem, you go to take a shower. You turn on the water and.. mud comes out. What now?:
- Mud? Ew. I must have woken up on the worng side of the bed.
3. Now you want to eat breakfast. You open the cabinet and there`s nothing in it! What do you do for breakfast?:
- Just drink. I drink to start my day off.
4. After that, you decide to go for a walk. You trip over a cup, and a genie pops out and says he`ll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? (no, you can`t wish for more wishes!):
- I will wish for vampires to exist.
5. After you made your wish, you find a $30 bill on the ground! But wait.. there`s no such thing! What do you do with it?:
- I'll take it of course.
6. While walking on, your favorite celebrity is walking toward you! Who is this celebrity and what do you say?
- Carmine Giovinazzo...and I'll say I love his eyes and his NY accent. Hah.
7. The celebrity gives you two concert tickets to your favorite band`s concert because they can`t go. What band is it and who will you bring?:
- Bleeding Through! I'd bring Fake.
8. That celebrity also lets you pick a song you wrote for your favorite band to play. What song do they play?:
- I don't write songs.
9. After your walk, you go home and check your mail. What`s this? You win a $10,000 shopping spree at your favorite store? What store is it and what do you buy?:
- The store would be Kinokuniya Bookstore. I'd buy books of course. I'd go book-crazy.
10. After that, you invite a friend over and you order pizza. The pizza is glowing green, but you eat it anyway. After you eat it, you have superpowers! What powers do you have?:
- Telepathy. That'd be awesome.
11. What do you do with your superpowers?:
- Invade people's minds.
12. Now that you have superpowers and just about everything you ever wanted, you get to re-open a favorite store of your`s that closed. Which store do you re-open?:
- Nada.
13. Now you`re on the computer and see you can get your own domain name for $30! (oh, the $30 bill!) What`s your domain name?:
- No clue.
15. Okay, now that you have your domain name, what do you put on your website?:
- Artworks done by me, maybe.
16. After you finished your website for the day, you decide you need some sleep since you had a long day. You go to your room only to discover the spiders are back. What do you do?:
- Call pest control to rid of them ASAP.
17. You don`t even want to sleep in your room anymore, so you sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night you`re woken up by a bang on your roof. You go outside to check it out and.. what the hell it`s Billie Joe Armstrong!
- What the hell is he doing on my fcking roof? I'm calling the cops and have a restraining order on him.
18. After you`re done talking or doing whatever to Billie Joe, Tre and his magical drumsticks fall from the sky. Tre says he`ll grant you one wish with his magical drumsticks. What do you wish for this time? (still, no wishing for more wishes)
- I will wish for them to leave me the fuck alone. Yeah.
19. Now you`re really tired, but you`re hungry, too. So you decide to get a midnight snack. You open your refridgerator and find a lifetime supply of candy! Yay! What do you do?:
- Did someone just say CANDY? A LIFETIME supply of CANDY? Oh, I must be in Heaven.
20. After eating that candy, you`re too wired to sleep. You want to tell your friends about the coolness that happened! Who do you tell?:
- My cats and kittens. They're the best because I can cuddle with them all.